PolkaGrl: Open Letter to a Selfish Jerk

Monday, January 08, 2007

Dear Selfish Jerk (you know who you are):

Here are some tips for being less of a selfish jerk in the future when ending a relationship:

Do not call at 1:30 a.m. and wake the other person up
Do call during the day
Do not leave a message for the other person to call you back
When the other person does call you back, do not ask them to call back AGAIN so you can use the restroom
Do call on your own dime
Do not fall asleep in the middle of the conversation

If you have to be drunk to have the cajones to end it, that doesn't say much about you. Be a man and at least respect the other person.

p.s. And if you end it, END IT! Don't text!!!

At 4:47 PM, Anonymous said...: I couldn't agree you with you more, PolkaGrl! Be strong and be brave. We're all here for you...
:-)
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous said...: Hey! I didnt do any of that! That is totally unfair for you to... oh wait. I'm not a Selfish Jerk, I'm a Selfish A**! Whew!

You go girl!

:-)
At 8:18 AM, Anonymous said...: Good for you PolkaGrl - sounds like the "Selfish Jerk" has a lot of growing up to do. Or worse, maybe he has grown up and that's the end product - too sad!!
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous said...: Hmmm.... it's been a month, I wonder if Selfish Jerk has read his name in lights yet?
At 2:51 PM, polkagrl said...: Selfish Jerk is not clever enough to find his name in lights. As an update, he has recently recognized and admitted to the error of his ways.

PolkaGrl