Annnd, My 2014 RAGBRAI By the Numbers

Miles cycled: 418
Hours in bus to Rock Valley, IA: 10
Hours in bus from Guttenberg, IA: 5
Nights camping: 6
Nights in a farmers barn: 1
Slices of pie consumed: 9
Slices of pie offered en route: 436,904,317
Mr. Pork Chop pork chops consumed: 2
Mr. Pork Chop yells performed: 1
Maid Rite burgers consumed: 1
Beers consumed: 19
Iowa breweries represented in the above: 5
80s hair band concerts attended: 1
Toilets or tank lids tossed: 0
Derailleur adjustments: 3
Neck/shoulder adjustments: 2
Maximum downhill speed: 34.8 mph
Memories made: unlimited